The Quotes Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by MissHumpz, Apr 8, 2014.

  1. MissHumpz
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    The Quotes Thread
    For Shiggles (shits and giggles)
    Here is a thread for everyone to post all of the random stuff people say, either on StarCraft2 or TeamSpeak, that can be kinda suss or hilarious when put out of context. I know plenty of people who need to get their mind out of the gutter, well this is not the place to do it. :cool:
    For example,
    "LilMissHumpz: get used to me being on top ;)"
    Rockz has never let me forget the time I said that.
    Mind you I was talking about being on top of the scoreboard!

    Please no offensive material.
    We are here for shiggles, not to bash people.
    I expect hilariousness.​
  2. Lord NiteShade
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    "Why didn't he just put it in all the butt things?" - Humpz

    In response to this:
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  3. RoboMonkey

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    Lemme see... this is the stuff I'm usually spewing when I'm playing NOTD...

    "I'm The FO Mini Master!"

    "Mini POWA!"

    "I look so sexy in Red..."


    "VERNA!" - I found a HMG.

    "YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME OF THIS!"
    "BRING IT BABY!"
    "WOOT!"
    "BRING'N THE RAIN" -
    stuff I usually say in the heat of battle...

    "MONAY!" -
    Someone found some helium 3.

    "Oh Hai Ugly... TIME TO DIE!"
    - Boss Battles/Cutscenes.

    "TURN OFF YOUR PORN!"
    "FISCHER PRICE IS NOT A LEGIT COMPUTER BRAND!"
    - someones about to lag-out and DC...
    Specific NOTD Moments...

    "I look so Epic in Red" - Me after getting my red/first color mod.
    "Yeah well your "Epicness" is giving away our location" - Some Random Player...

    "Robo... from now on, you're forbidden to play as FO with us..."- Vex said that to me back in 2012ish... Now, I'm one of the best FO players in NOTD.
    Welp... that's all I can pull out of my head now... if i have anymore quotes, I'll post 'em here.

    also.... WOOT! #3 REPLY! (Three's always been my lucky number)

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  4. EdowardoLMP

    EdowardoLMP Well-Known Member

    Raging people purposely killed a medal: Fxxk _______ <--- Insert your medal here
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  5. RoboMonkey

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    Just remembered another one!

    "Good God... I go get some ice cream and all of you get killed by Slashers. Wasn't even 2 Minutes."
    - Can't remember who it was, might have been Onslaughter.. or one of the other well known super-vets of NOTD, but we were doing a Surv NM, and we had a 7-man team(the person who said this quote had died early and was in pred form). We had plenty of DPS... and yet somehow when we hit the slasher wave... all of us but 2 got killed by slashers. And this person's response... I was in my chair, gasping for breath it was so funny.

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  6. Blaqk
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  7. Random player:"um where are you from unknown?"
    Me:"I am unknown hello!"
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    Shooz:"Unknown, are you unknown_soldier?"
    Me: "Of course i am *thinks how many unknowns are there :)*"
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    Blaqk"we haven't done many teaching games together, just yelling ones. :p"
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  8. Extifer
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    Extifer Stiffy is what Lyanden calls me.

    This video sums up Froblock and myself in game LOL

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  9. ImaDomo
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    "ImaDomo? More lik Imahomo." - ArchAngel
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  10. Lord NiteShade
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    Lord NiteShade NOTD Staff: Wiki Founder/TeamSpeak Admin

    "I don't have that much wine...ok I do, I really do. But I'm not gonna drink it all." - Humpz
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  11. MissHumpz
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    So I went through the old part of the forums out of pure half-drunkenness and I found the old Quotes Thread ^-^
    Link provided:
    http://notdstarcraft.com/threads/epic-quotes-thread.194/

    There are some really good ol quotes in there :D

    and apparently I said this at some stage...

  12. Lord NiteShade
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  13. Froblock

    Froblock Well-Known Member

    As always, Tsukino always seems to come up with the best quotes.

    * When I said I was too sleepy to play...
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    * When Humpz stared at this the entire game of Haunted Forest (The rest of the team has since died)
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  14. Drunk

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    "He promised her flowers." -Emperor
    "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." -DryRain
    "*Yao Ming meme face*" -SkeketonRB

    Some of my occasional quotes when waiting for an afk player:
    "*1 hr later...*"
    "*all watches as <missing player name> begins absent-mindedly touching himself*"
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  15. Lord NiteShade
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    Lord NiteShade NOTD Staff: Wiki Founder/TeamSpeak Admin

    "Ok guys, I'm back. Long story short, one kid's in time out, the other is taking a bath. It involved spaghetti." - Gunnar, on the perils of fatherhood
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  17. Ramses II
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    Ramses II Help, I can't change my title!

    "waaa" - Ketchup.... and anyone else in a game with him.
  18. Lord NiteShade
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    Lord NiteShade NOTD Staff: Wiki Founder/TeamSpeak Admin

    "Everything was fine until we had to fight Godzilla and friends." - HellNinja (First game of UA3, we wiped to Ares, Darreus, Gargantuan and multiple Hunters simultaneously)
  19. Kith
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    Kith NOTD Staff: Anti-Fun Wizard Skeleton

    "BUT THE HMG BREAKS ROCKS!"
  20. Blaqk
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    Blaqk NOTD Staff: Bugs, Pugs, and Scruggs

    More HMG ignorance.
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