Love you Emp.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Shooz, Aug 15, 2012.

  1. Shooz
    • Donator

    Shooz NOTD Staff: Killjoy

    You: Emp
    Dafuq you doin?
    Emperor: Playing a pub.
    You: NOTD or UA3?
    Emperor: NOTD
    You: Ah.
    Did he promise her flowers?
    Emperor: Certainly
    You: So here is the scenario
    you're standing on a rock and the rock is melting in a pool of lava
    you can safely jump away to a solid platform away from the lava
    BUT
    There is a crowd of people that want to talk to you on the other side
    What do you do?
    Emperor: Die
  2. Emperor

    Emperor New Member

    Clearly this conversation was fabricated.
  3. Shooz
    • Donator

    Shooz NOTD Staff: Killjoy

    Emperor: Forget that stuff.
    You: Nevar!
    You know what the worst thing that could happen to you?
    Is if a girl died who was a chatty type.
    Decided to haunt you
    and talk to you forever
    Emperor: Oh god
    OH GOD.
    Ima have nightmares about just that now.
    You: Sweet dreams Emp!
  4. Emperor

    Emperor New Member

    I think we can safely conclude that Shooz is a terrible person.

    I'm not even mad. Who needs sleep anyway?
  5. Shooz
    • Donator

    Shooz NOTD Staff: Killjoy

    I'm here for you bud.
    [hr]
    You: Here's another scenario. Ready?
    You have two people sitting next to you and they're talking to you.
    You also have a gun with one bullet in it.
    It isnt a very strong gun so
    there is not garuntee if you shot one that it would pierce and kill the other
    What do you do?
    Emperor: Shoot myself
  6. MissHumpz
    • Event Coordinator
    • Community Leader

    MissHumpz NOTD Staff: Event Coordinator & Amazing Amazer

    Emp would rather die than talk to people? Plz explain.
  7. Emperor

    Emperor New Member

    Don't mind Shooz. He's a bit crazy.
  8. MissHumpz
    • Event Coordinator
    • Community Leader

    MissHumpz NOTD Staff: Event Coordinator & Amazing Amazer

    He takes everything in an odd tangent doesn't he?
    Well at least your humouring him ^-^
  9. Ryan III

    Ryan III Well-Known Member

  10. ArcanePariah
    • Development Team
    • Map Developer

    ArcanePariah Miracle Worker

    Classic. Just classic. :D

    Emp, scenario: Give a speech or play Russian roulette 12 times in a row?
  11. squish

    squish Well-Known Member

    Emp, Scenario: Lead a pub of 0 xpers to victory or pick mando and nuke them all for sweet, sweet revenge?
  12. Ramses II
    • Donator

    Ramses II Help, I can't change my title!

    Emp, Scenario: Respond to 10 scenarios a day from random forum members or delete your forum account?
  13. Emperor

    Emperor New Member

    Goodbye.

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