DasAzz (official!!!!) lore

Discussion in 'Universe' started by TheWolf, Sep 15, 2013.

  1. TheWolf
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    TheWolf Surgeon of Death

    Once apon a time on a vetrilo server so chaotic that even the mighty Shooz had trouble calming it, a little Shorcubbus was playing Mass Effect.
    "Damn son," Shorcubbus said, "Jacob has great manboobs, i mean look at dem manboobs!"
    Fantasizing about Jacobs in disturbing ways she continued playin until she found her next item of lust: "OMG Miranda has the greates ass ever! mmmh DAT ASS!"
    "Now we know what you like, Shor," said Wolf, "dem manboobs and dat ass". Soon after a Clan was created called DasAzz (because blizzard thinks Ass is bad) and thats the story.

    And they admired Mirandas ass happily ever after.

    Based on a true story.
  2. MuntMaster

    MuntMaster New Member

    Lololooolool FEEEESH
  3. EdAWACSdenyY

    EdAWACSdenyY Member

    o_O well... at least it's concise
  4. Shorsnacks
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    Shorsnacks Miranda's bum :')

    Shorcubbus approves this message.

    Everyone needs some chocolate, Y'know... EVERYONE

  5. TheWolf
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    TheWolf Surgeon of Death

    its not concise^^ its just the whole story. sometimes all that needs to happen for the birth of sth awesome (yes im refering to DasAzz here) is a singel sentence that shows that someone loves someones ass :p
  6. EdowardoLMP

    EdowardoLMP Well-Known Member

    Nice Azz wallpaper you got there, can even enlarge it, LAWL !
  7. Shorsnacks
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    Shorsnacks Miranda's bum :')

    When you mentioned enlarging.... I clicked it and got a fullface of ass.... *thumbs up*
  8. Drunk

    Drunk Well-Known Member

    I don't know what to make of this...
  9. ImaDomo
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    ImaDomo Clad In Armour

    DATAZZ >:3 nuff said
  10. TheWolf
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    TheWolf Surgeon of Death

    Drunk you are proud (i hope at least youre proud, if not: BE GODDAMN PROUD SON!) member of DasAzz, how can you not know or admire our creation? ^-^
  11. Drunk

    Drunk Well-Known Member

    lol then again, clicking on this clan lore link and seeing a giant pair of manboobs suddenly appear on my laptop screen, even as the clan drunk I would be speechless.
  12. EdowardoLMP

    EdowardoLMP Well-Known Member

    I could imagine the clan was named ManBoobz if shor din't realise miranda has DasAzz.
  13. Shorsnacks
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    Shorsnacks Miranda's bum :')

    So true... and our mascot will be Jacob... or any male model with nice moobs
  14. Lyanden

    Lyanden Well-Known Member

    the best truths are the simplest ones.

    let that be a lesson
  15. 野蛮残风

    野蛮残风 Member


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