Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Extifer, May 21, 2014.
are you fucking kidding me
Unfortunately I am. The Sunday Sport is a tabloid rag that'll print anything. The story is either false or highly exaggerated.
But that doesn't make it less funny when I get a reaction out of you.
I want to do this!!! ^-^ suggestions for homework? haha
>Make a viral video, and it must be viral. Good or bad. (At some point someone you know should mention it, so you should know when it hits viral status.)
>Go through an entire week using your off-hand. (If you're ambidextrous use one of your feet, you gifted bastard.)
>Eat a raw potato.
>Write a letter to the president and get a response back. (If you do not get a response back proceed to write to the vice president and continue downwards until you do get a response. Persistence is rewarded... eventually.)
>Go to the moon. Plant your flag.
>Perform a work of Shakespeare.
>Michael Jackson has some sweet moves, learn to moon-walk. (Additional dance skills should be rewarded.
>Learn an instrument. (Learn saxophone, it is the coolest. I am an expert on these things.)
>Although cursive is pretty much useless, learn cursive. (It makes you look more intelligent than you actually are.)
>Chop down a cherry tree with a cane. (If young George Washington can do it, so can you dammit.)
>Read a book. A real paper book. To the whole class.
>Discover the lost city of Atlantis.
>Release the Kraken.
>Look behind your eyes. (Describe what you see.)
>Bring your teacher an apple, red specifically. (It works in the movies, it should in theory get you an A+.)
>Win at life.
>Beat the world record for highest score in Tetris.
>Get a word of your creation into the Oxford dictionary, or any other credible dictionary.
Just a few suggestions.
I love random lists, here's some more:
Determine the meaning of something. Possibly life, but feel free to aim lower.
Wear two different shoes for a day.
See the invisible man. Pics, or it didn't happen.
Drink out of the far side of a cup.
Learn to juggle.
Evolve into a higher being.
Return the hiccups.
Shake hands with someone else's imaginary friend.
Create a unified theory of everything.
Conquer the world.
Confirm the existance of life on another planet, conquer that world.
Meet spacefairing aliens, conquer their world.
Discover an infinite series of parallel earths filled with everything you could ever conceive, conquer those worlds.
Create a scale replica of the planet earth, and conquer it.
Master time travel, find out what happened to the lost 8th day of the week.
Shake the hand of an octopus.
Play god like a man.
Oh yes, and so I'm actually slightly on topic:
Never had such or even 20 year close sport teacher there ...
I cannot tell if that belongs in the Da Fuq Thread or here. I am more inclined to Da Fuq, but seriously
what the fuck
Well, since the instructors in the uhh.home-guard in my country? I don't know what to call it in English, but basically it's just a 3 years of soldier-training, but anyway, the instructors do not want the students to fail the tests, because they don't want to make another re-test for them, so some of the choice-based tests go like this .
Question : How do you hold a pistol
A : Shoulder-mounted
B : With your hands
C : Deployed on tripods
D : From the hip.
Question : How do you fires a rocket launcher?
A : In burst of 3 shots
B : Full Auto
C : Once, then you reload
D : By throwing the launcher.
Question : Which of these is a military vehicle?
A : School Bus
B : Armored Personal Carrier
C : Tuk-Tuk
D : Bike
Question : What weapons does a rifleman carry?
A : Rifles
B : Flamethrower
C : Bow
D : Nothing
There are still actual hard and serious questions, but these dumb ones do exist, I swear I did not make them up.
FUCK YOU EXTIFER!
One brave student.
So I'm back teaching in the classroom again, and sometimes, just sometimes, I wish caining was still a thing
Separate names with a comma.